We broke up because...
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After you ran me over you shifted into reverse... 😰0
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cant move fast enough.. slow learner
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That's a lot to expect from a Panda made paraplegic.0
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kept pushing me away ... didn't want my help0
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she was into crime.0
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She would always get me into illegal stuff, mostly pyramid schemes.0
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I was bankrupt..the money for those hand bags had to come from somewhere..0
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He had better handbags than me.0
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Neverrrrrrr0
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Always was wanting me to buy her something0
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He kept buying toys for other people and wouldn't buy me any.0
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Was supper needy and wouldn't wear a shirt0
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Scared me with his mask on his face0
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He tried to sell my soul to @slimgirljo15 for TP.2
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He sold his soul to the devil.0
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He left me for a panda0
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The panda was more cuddly0
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JoeyTheWanderer wrote: »He tried to sell my soul to @slimgirljo15 for TP.
He had a thing for Pandas, wanted me to wear a panda suit0 -
Mamma says she's the devil!0
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He never wanted to hug me0
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She's a compulsive cannibal... That was not a fun way to wake up. What did my poor nipple ever do to you. 😭😂0
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He only had one nipple!1 -
he had three nipples0
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She kept hogging the mirror0
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She broke into my house to steal the other nipple.0
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house was made of straw. I needed something more secure0
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He kept dressing as a panda0
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She's a clone of my daughter.0
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he had too many daughters1
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She's daughter #6660
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