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happimess01 wrote: »she wasnt ok putting some plastic in her plumbing
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Didn’t. I’m keeping happi forever 😈
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Refers to genitals as plumbing. 😛0
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Couldn't get her to talk dirty, only used clinical names0
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They didnt appreciate my scientific adoration of the human body... Or my doctor instruments...0
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He was always threatening to stick soap in my mouth0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »she wasnt ok putting some plastic in her plumbing
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Didn’t. I’m keeping happi forever 😈
Oh crap! I actually meant butt implants lol0 -
happimess01 wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »she wasnt ok putting some plastic in her plumbing
😳😂
Didn’t. I’m keeping happi forever 😈
Oh crap! I actually meant butt implants lol
Suuuure 😂0 -
Her favorite movie was A Christmas Story. Obsessed with the soap scene. Had to watch it at least 15 times a day0
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Wouldn’t wear the pink bunny suit I made for him 😒0
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he was always dropping his soap everywhere..kitchen, study0
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Head was always in the clouds0
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Lazed around all day. We gots *kitten* to do0
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Does the app autocorrect *kitten* and *kitten* to kitten or are y'all doing that?
Wouldn't binge watch cowboy flicks with me every weekend.0 -
Its the app 😂0
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she loved the word Kitten way too much0
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Caught him with the neighbour in our bed..
Yeah, I did not believe She was cold and you were just keeping her warm.0 -
I was the neighbor and it was the middle of winter!0
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Ice cold toes. nope, nope0
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He wasn't Snowman.0
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Trying to freeze me to look like snowman0
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Nope, never happened , still together1
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Getting jealous that she has a boyfriend she couldn't get over0
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I am scared of her trained dolphins0
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Scared of all animals, Australia terrified him
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She allowed the wildlife into the house.0
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Got scared of people. All Australians wanted to mate with me.0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Got scared of people. All Australians wanted to mate with me.
Scared of snakes and spiders Australia just freaked her out0 -
she didn't liked my car boot0
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His car wore boots? 🤔1
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