We broke up because...

You crushed my orbs too

davidearl02

She had no soul, other than that whole ginger thing, she was amazing though

Be cause I sang "the best part of waking up is my dick all in yo guts" (Folger's coffee song)

Melissa90xo

Because she saw dead people

Because she sawed dead people!! EEEK!

Go_Mizzou99

He was only after my money

ItsMeGee3

He knows all my secrets

So do I and I got frightened!

ilfaith

She kept "borrowing" my eye cream...it's not like she could give it back after using it.

She has all her secrets tattooed on her thighs

Like to lick buttholes

davidearl02

Way too young

He thought I was only 25!

Didn't know what a super saying is.

Super sayin

4ever420

I had never heard of a super saying before

Go_Mizzou99

Lives a sheltered life - can't keep up with the trends

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He thought I was only 25!

Are we talking age or vital statistics?

deviboy1592

Go_Mizzou99 wrote: »

Lives a sheltered life - can't keep up with the trends

Looks like the guy on the bathroom door!

Sinistrous

Selfishness

LiftingRiot

Pooped everywhere all the time

Lil_Northern_Light

Didn't clean up after his pets

She thought my Bunny Slippers were alive!

Lil_Northern_Light

I wanted some rabbit stew, doesn't know the slippers were synthetic

guitarrckr

the rabbit died

I ate it

She was a Murderer!!!