We broke up because...

I wanted to be cat women

Timshel_

Only a princess. I wanted a queen.

princesssadie93 wrote: »

I wanted to be cat women

I want to be your batman

FabulousFantasticFifty

Chaelaz wrote: »

Only a princess. I wanted a queen.

There's your Queen! the poster above!

I stole the batmobile

I let you take it and traced you to your secret lair!!

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Chaelaz wrote: »

Only a princess. I wanted a queen.

There's your Queen! the poster above!

Catch me!! Catch me !

Jonesingmucho

He wouldn't share the family jewels with me.

davidearl02

She said "jewels" instead of really talking dirty

Jonesingmucho wrote: »

He wouldn't share the family jewels with me.

You didn't ask nicely

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted me to call him Dirt and Grease Ball! I just couldn't do it!

davidearl02

She didn't like name calling in the bedroom

Booty tangwang

FatAsianNerd

He still wears Power Ranger briefs

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always referred to my Booty with a foreign language that I didn't understand! I didn't know if it was good or bad!

davidearl02

She always acted like her booty wasn't good

ThatDudeDonny

He kept taking my girlfriends

I thought he was that dude Donny,

ItsMeGee3

I couldn't trust him. He never looked me in the eye

twinkleupgraded

I used her toothbrush after she asked me not to

I dropped her toothbrush in the toilet

Because I love dinosaur egg oatmeal by quaker oats

she really has a thing for dinosaurs and zombies

Thought Dino the dinosaur should've won an Emmy.

he thought he was kanye west

JLopez832 wrote: »

she really has a thing for dinosaurs and zombies

Asked people to call him jlo

wouldn't accept my name was really JLO

@JLopez832‌ yes. Ever since I was a little girl. Always wanted to be a paleontologist.

@princesssadie93‌ thats awesome. are you pursuing that right now??