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Was really a brony0
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I never knew what she was saying!0
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She didn't speak English0
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He was so easily confused0
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Wanted to chew my choda0
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Had uncomfortably huge ba**s0
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Wanted me to lick everyone's armpits0
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She refused to go rabbit hunting with me0
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He was always talking murder0
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Another one who Wanted to hunt my Bunny Slippers!0
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I asked her is she was good at maths and she accused me of suggesting a 690
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aesthetikk wrote: »I asked her is she was good at maths and she accused me of suggesting a 69
LOL.
Because you wouldn't initiate the 69.0 -
Turns out she was already a Mrs.!0
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She only dates married people0
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She didn't care for the 69...0
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Kept biting their lip in public because they knew it drove me insane. How did you expect me to walk like that?!!!!0
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@deviboy1592 makes since XD0
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Doesn't play the game right.0
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My dick in a box0
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Made no sense.0
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It was my dick and it was a refrigerator box0
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Made my mind picture things that could not be unseen, in great detail.0
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For Christmas I gave my dick in a box0
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I am allergic to the bunny's pet human's dandruff0
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Drooled uncontrollably0
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Carved carrots into toys for their webcast vids.. I felt uneasy watching that.0
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My garden would always be carrotless0
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She just wanted to hoe0
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She kept raking me over the coals0
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