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  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
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    I kept trying to mix rum with her moisturizer and make her my all day pina coloda
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    liked pina coloda and being caught in the rain
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He would sing this song to me every night while making his pina coladas and standing in the shower, I think he had a drinking problem.
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    He was into yoga and only had half a brain!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    He was verbally abusive and didn't like what I did in my free time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She spent her "Free" time giving Nookie away for free! she could at least bring home some bacon!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    She only wanted me to come home if I had Bacon. If I didn't I wasn't allowed inside the house and had to sleep on the porch swing.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    She had this thing about sex on the porch swing while eating bacon.....
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    Didn't like bacon obviously not a keeper
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    edited February 2015
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    I wouldn't keep him, he didnt like bacon!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    she found her soulmate in jrline!
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she kept making me fry bacon in the nude. Not recommended when it splatters it stings
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    He freaked when I asked for sausage instead.
  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
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    her obsession with sausage
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She was more into "Sausage" than into my Bacon! :open_mouth:
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    There was too much meat in the kitchen, it felt crowded so I left.
  • Jessimodel
    Jessimodel Posts: 1 Member
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    Didn't like meat .... gains lol :p
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she didn't like my meat
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    edited February 2015
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    broke up because he's a guy
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Stole my porch swing to try to win back Spnneil06

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