We broke up because...

Renee0887

you let blossom steal my avocado

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Never had any avocados in the house

aesthetikk

was always flirting with arab dudes

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Was mad I was flirting with an Arab dude

SojournerThirteen

Wad always looking at Arab dudes

Oops_Myhaloslipped

So was he

aesthetikk

would get drunk and message me calling me names

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Wouldn't take me out! @Oops_Myhaloslipped‌

jorodri7

She advertised New York on her chest.

aesthetikk

she was suicidal and thought i was a hitman

Sinistrous

Hulk smashed my soul into two, and then the two bits floated away to distant planets.. Now I have to go find the rest of my soul. GEE, THANKS!!!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

aesthetikk wrote: »

would get drunk and message me calling me names

Can't we just let the past stay in the past? Geez, one drunken night and it never gets forgotten, I said I was sorry

blossomholly

Kept calling me other girls names

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Couldn't get over @aesthetikk‌

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was an Assassin hired to take me out and tried to make it look like I was suicidal!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

I was jealous of her legs!

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LovingLifeInCalifornia

I was jealous of her b o o b s @Oops_Myhaloslipped‌

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was always ranting and raving about Oops' Boobs!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

I was jealous of how young she looked

deviboy1592

Went crazy with the Cindy Crawford cremes

JLopez832

he loves to get creamed

Sinistrous

Kept dipping my toothpaste in hot sauce

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Scratched her *kitten* with my toothbrush!

JLopez832

her teeth were always red

Sinistrous

Ewwww... ALWAYS wanted to talk about RED

aesthetikk

i slipped on a banana and fell on my face right on her feet..she thought i had a feet fetish and dumped me

blossomholly

I Didn't he broke up with me

deviboy1592

I caught the dude sniffing my shoes

Oops_Myhaloslipped

He wanted to lick my armpits