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We broke up because...
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He wasn't able to find any of the beautiful women I kidnapped0
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He was more interested of taking selfies whilst dresses in a padded t-shirt0
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"DresseD in a padded tshirt0
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He spent all our money on smokes0
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he was broke0
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she pawned my jewelry0
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we needed drinking money0
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was a alcoholic0
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Was stealing everyone's alcohol0
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The_chiha - insisted on planting exotic plants in her ears0
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So critical of my horticultural skills0
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she decked out my house with grow rooms
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thought my St Bernhard is a pony0
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jealous my great dane was taller than your st Bernhard!0
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because l was suffering with 'man flu' and nobody wanted to be near me0
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Was a mysoginyst0
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Bought some Red Bottoms0
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wouldn't spank me in my red bottoms0
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Ba$tard spanked my A$s Raw!0
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I misheard and spanked her bottom until it was red0
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