We broke up because...

Melissa90xo

Stole my 50 Shades books. Returned them all sticky and wet

haleklausen

Cheated on me with my mother

Melissa90xo

Broke up with me because I became his second mum

SojournerThirteen

I need a mum! <raising hand at her and giving her my most handsome smile>

Melissa90xo

Had mummy issues!

haleklausen

Made fun of my mommy issues

Melissa90xo

Cried in his sleep

haleklausen

Wouldn't comfort me when I crying

Renee0887

keeps flashing everyone

SojournerThirteen

@haleklausen I'd hug him eventually, but he wanted to suckle <NO WAY>

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haleklausen

He wouldn't spot me.

Melissa90xo

He put my cat in the dryer

haleklausen

You make that sound like a bad thing

Melissa90xo

Animal cruelty

haleklausen

I was just trying to get it dry.

Melissa90xo

It wasn't wet! .... it never was, hence the breakup

haleklausen

Not gonna lie that was a good put down

blossomholly

Likes me being all domineering and putting him down!!!

haleklausen

Wouldn't let me be in control.

Renee0887

can't let it go

blossomholly

had a fetish of putting my panties on and peeing in them! busted him sooo... many times!

haleklausen

Wouldn't let me borrow her panties

keith0373

Didn't want everything wrinkled. Look what he does to his shirts.

Spnneil06

If I wrinkled my clothes I got in big trouble and had to go to the "time out" room.

barry1992

If i wrinkled my nose , she was a lousy cook

Spnneil06

When he gave me attitude I would over salt everything on purpose, I was a bit vindictive.

barry1992

she was vindictive but never punished me

4ever420

He would do naughty things on purpose so I would "punish" him

Spnneil06

He liked to be spanked...A LOT!! Had this wooden paddle called Mrs. Spanky. I didn't have the arm strength he needed.