We broke up because...
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He invited his friends to join... All the freaking time!0
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didn't like the Groupies I organized0
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she wasn't into 3 somes0
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LOLOL He wasn't into women0
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he was into too many women!0
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he had no penis0
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blossomholly wrote: »he was into too many women!
Just "in" one at a time Blossom... Ohhh come on!?0 -
@JL because he had never seen a real p*nis0
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he tried to hard0
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he didn't try hard enough0
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She didn't like that I had a real p*nis0
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his *kitten* didn't stay glued on0
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he didn't like arts and crafts0
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he was jealous off my vibrator0
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he needed a vibrator to get off0
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Ummm... Im a she!0
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she had a dick0
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LOLOL I needed Blossom... that's all I needed she is 100% haaawwwwtttt FEMALE!0
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his teeth fell out at the wedding0
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He wanted a d!ck0
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she didn't want the dick0
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He talked about dick too much0
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she burnt the popcorn0
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His memory was far too good. He caught me out on all of my lies0
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I ran away with he's ex
Grr.... Stupid lagging0 -
She left me for an ex0
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she ran away with @Melissa90xo
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he kidnapped my girlfriend0
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Your girlfriend too?0
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