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We broke up because...
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She never mounted Mrs Spanky to a bicycle wheel and peddled like ****0
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She would put salt in my coffee instead of sugar0
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He was super picky about his coffee0
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She accused me of being picky because I didn't like her sticking her finger in my coffee and saying "extra sugar?"0
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she just didnt like my finger0
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He never washed his hands and they always smelled funny when he came home from work...a familiar scent. hmmmm.0
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she hated the smell of fish , that trawler stank0
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He tried to claim that he'd been fishing, since when do fishes leave lipstick marks?0
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she easily spotted my fishy tales0
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He had a fish tail surgically places on his backbone. He thought it was pretty, I thought it was pretty nuts!0
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I thought I had pretty nuts , she didnt0
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I found out I was into girls.0
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so was i0
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He was such a player0
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She accused me of being a player because her last bf was.0
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I Couldn't keep up in the forums0
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It wasn't just the forums he couldn't keep up with!
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I just couldnt keep anything up
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refused to go to the doctor for his, um, problem.0
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I substituted sex for regular bowel cycles0
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was super sensitive and said I made him feel small!0
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She was always calling me names
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The top of her head was missing0
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Half his body was missing
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He said my head was too big, not sure if he was being silly about my ego, or if he actually thought it was too big!0
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lol , fair
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he went to Egypt without me....0
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She wanted to follow me every where I went.0
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