We broke up because...
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Met you and your "smokin'" gang in prisonFabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Went to Prison for "smoking" Innocent animals!0 -
Had to do a stint in prison! I couldn't wait six weeks!0
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Meant to say " had to do a STUNT in Prison!0
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Had good intentions with no follow through0
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Wanted me to follow him to the Darkside!0
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You Invented the Darkside0
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Drank his coffee black0
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Too cheap to buy us Cream and Sugar!0
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HAd other ideas for the cream, not wasting it in coffee0
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Wanted to take bathes in cream, then lick it off each other. Isn't that what towels are for?0
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Used all of my cream.
Hey - my picture reappeared lol0 -
he would never take off his sunglasses.0
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She shaved off my eyebrows while I was sleeping
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Wouldn't shave her mustache0
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Ate all my cereal
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Wouldn't share anything, everything was labeled his or hers!0
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She labeled everything as "hers" including some of my favorite parts -- wouldn't give them back when she was done playing.0
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He had "hers" written all over his body and it wasn't my handwriting!0
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Kept ordering deep dish pineapple, jalapeno and anchovy pizza0
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You made us live inside a Volcano0
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He couldn't handle it when things got hot.0
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She had pink stink0
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He came home smelling like pink stink, knew it wasn't from me!0
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Because0
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I was a Fan of Pink's music and he said she stinks!0
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she moved to china 0
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97 looks like a 69 to the back of the head. 0
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Because he can't see very well!0
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called me a four eyes!0
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She drank the last of the diet coke!!0
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