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We broke up because...
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She thought drinking diet coke was diesting0
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He detested "diesting"! ;p0
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Her lip stick was always getting on my weenus0
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She caught me putting her lipstick on the wrong lips
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Kept fighting over closet space.0
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Not enough lipstick for her lips0
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he was so serious about everything. Refused to take a silly selfie for me.0
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Pfffttt, we will never break up
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Pfffttt, we will never break up
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She was a stalker0
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He caught me in the bushes.0
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She always hid in the closet0
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He finally came out of the closet0
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When I tried to come out he pushed me back in!0
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Every time she was guilty of something she'd say her halo slipped and blamed the Devil!!
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It's true
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She couldn't handle the pushing0
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She wasn't lil anymore0
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She couldn't handle the swole...0
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she wouldn't stop beating me! LOL0
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Communication issues........... I couldn't understand her alien speech patterns. Maybe my daughters could have translated, but they have their own lives to live, and couldn't be my translator.0
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She called me an Alien!0
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Wouldn't let me borrow her lipstick!0
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I couldn't juggle or ride a unicycle.
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He couldn't even ride his Motorcycle!0
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She kept taking my clothes0
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Every time she see saw me - she said "You again?"0
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