We broke up because...
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Had small doorways0
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Took selfies all night long0
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He always wore yellow!
I hate yellow, it looks terrible on me!0 -
Nothing looked good on her0
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Did not know the difference between yellow and safety green0
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@wells -He didn't like when i kissed his elbows! ;p0
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She was a sloppy kisser0
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he wear sweatpants
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She always forgot to wear her pants when she went out!
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Wouldn't let me take her pants off0
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He brought me chocolate instead of bacon roses0
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She wouldn't share the bacon!!!0
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I just don’t feel that there is enough room in your life for me and Star Wars0
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He wouldn't let me watch the movies I liked.0
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Dude picked me up with his camel.0
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Thought I was a dude0
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she was a Porn-aholic
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Wouldn't let me watch porn
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She didn't like sex.0
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Wanted sex every 3 minutes0
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She always slipped in and out0
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He wore disguises0
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I was role playing.0
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She didn't like my naughty maid outfit0
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He was mean to me0
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I have tourettes0
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He kept blurting out things!
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She wouldn't let me borrow that dress!0
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She was stealing my clothes!!0
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