We broke up because...
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she didn't want the dick0
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He talked about dick too much0
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she burnt the popcorn0
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His memory was far too good. He caught me out on all of my lies0
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I ran away with he's ex
Grr.... Stupid lagging0 -
She left me for an ex0
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she ran away with @Melissa90xo
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he kidnapped my girlfriend0
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Your girlfriend too?0
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He wasn't able to find any of the beautiful women I kidnapped0
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He was more interested of taking selfies whilst dresses in a padded t-shirt0
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"DresseD in a padded tshirt0
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He spent all our money on smokes0
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he was broke0
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she pawned my jewelry0
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we needed drinking money0
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was a alcoholic0
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Was stealing everyone's alcohol0
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