We broke up because...
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The_chiha - insisted on planting exotic plants in her ears0
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So critical of my horticultural skills0
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she decked out my house with grow rooms
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thought my St Bernhard is a pony0
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jealous my great dane was taller than your st Bernhard!0
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because l was suffering with 'man flu' and nobody wanted to be near me0
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Was a mysoginyst0
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Bought some Red Bottoms0
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wouldn't spank me in my red bottoms0
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Ba$tard spanked my A$s Raw!0
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I misheard and spanked her bottom until it was red0
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