We broke up because...

siport

she didnt like me buying all my aftershave and non for her

blossomholly

that's true I would def dump you for that ^

Ria_StayingFit

She would hog the bathroom every morning.

jrline

she is infatuated with Billy Ray Cyrus

Spnneil06

He had an achy breaky heart whenever he thought of his previous gf!

kjm3579

Kept talking about her girl friends instead of me

Rags2Righteous

He's too jealous of the time spent with my girl friends

jrline

she never wanted to "Get it on"

Rags2Righteous

He never wanted to just sit and talk

kendall916

Wouldn't clean the house

kjm3579

Was always cleaning, never took time for lovin'

siport

was never clean while loving

Becka4Real

said we could make love all night... more like all 5 minutes

justinegibbons

She could never keep track of time

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was Vertical and she was horizontal! We just couldn't align our lives!

Emar11

She kept stealing my red lipstick

Becka4Real

She labeled everything that was hers

jrline

never labeled anything and used powdered sugar when I needed flour recipe turned out awful

FabulousFantasticFifty

He lied and said that baggie was filled with flour. I knew better and replaced it with the sugar!

Spnneil06

I am pretty sure she was a drug dealer.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She turned me in then refused to visit me in Prison!

Becka4Real

She found a new lovah in prison

jrline

she kept talking about her ex in prison

Spnneil06

He visited his ex every day in prison.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didnt like me having conjugal visits by jr!

47Jacqueline

She was into threesomes

jrline

she never wanted to try a threesome

tibo1783

wanted threesomes with the neighbors pooch

47Jacqueline

Insisted on having too many pets.

jrline

I said I'd like the neighbors kitty he wanted the pooch