We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Called my neighbor's uhuhuhmm by a weird name!

lt3ag4s

she was too fabulous for me

Spnneil06

I always showered without him

jrline

she did everything without me

tibo1783

way too Clingy

SwitzEngine

You made me sleep in your bed

tibo1783

didnt like keeping the bed warm for the lady guests

justinegibbons

Was always worried about keeping the bed warm for other ladies

tibo1783

She was the lady the bed was being kept warm for, but she was Paranoid it was for others

Sinistrous

Had too many bromances on MFP

ActiveGuy81

@sinistrous, She would put the milk in the bowl first, then the cereal.

Go_Mizzou99

Was not a cat person

Ria_StayingFit

Hated that I wouldn't shave my legs in the winter.

Lil_Northern_Light

She wouldn't use my razors or take my offer of waxing

Go_Mizzou99

She kept getting into my Kashi Granolar Bar stash

Ria_StayingFit

He complained about my cooking

Lil_Northern_Light

Didn't want to move down south during winter

Ria_StayingFit

Haha. She kept confusing me with other people. I am born for warm weather.

MaxPower0102

Wouldn't go to hockey games with me in winter

Lil_Northern_Light

Only because he kept mouthing off at the officials and pressing his naked nipples on their window!

Ria_StayingFit

He hated that I was a football and rugby mom.

Sinistrous

Attempted to make me give their feet a little too much attention by putting all the foods I liked on them and "sexting" me foot pictures while I was working...

Ria_StayingFit

She just didn't get how lovely my feet are

Honeysuckle3

I was jealous of her hair

MaxPower0102

She kept flirting with CanadianGirl

Misshodge64

CAN'T COOK ROMAN NOODLES

PDR85

she looked WAY too much like Marilyn Monroe

Ria_StayingFit

His arms were like....a mile long.

PDR85

she didn't understand the concept of proportionate limbs...

Ria_StayingFit

He kept making fun of my 5'2 hourglass shape. Kept calling me disproportionate:(