We broke up because...

funsizerunner

He kept his boots on

mamameaof2kiddos

She forgot to buy me a pink boots

the_chiha

She stole my boots

ladd_alvy1986

She was always chasing me outside so I had to keep my boots on

got2Bdetermined

Wait. What? We broke up?!!?

mamameaof2kiddos

She accuse me for stealing her boots..but the truth is she just hide it so that I can buy her a new pair lol

tibo1783

the boots she referred to were actually moccasins

kershaann

he didn't wear my moccasins

mamameaof2kiddos

She bought a wrong brand of boots

ladd_alvy1986

She though I said something other than boots and went and bought a pair of boobs!!

tibo1783

wasnt my cup of tea

brunette824

LDRs aren't my thing

mamameaof2kiddos

I don't understand what she do really like.

Alisontheice

we kept mixing up our glasses

tibo1783

was all legs

kershaann

was all bark and no bite

slimgirljo15

He liked the booze more than me

Alisontheice

I could out drink her

tibo1783

benched more than me

Misshodge64

Couldn't do plank twist

JLopez832

she squatted more than me

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slimgirljo15

He didn't speak australian. ..or any other known language...just mumbled

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slimgirljo15

I got sick of pancakes day and night

SojournerThirteen

I got sivk of you being sivk day and night lololol

slimgirljo15

Your hula dance wasn't as cute as you thought

pest3147

_Just_Ash_ wrote: »

Wait, we broke up?

We'd bicker to much.

He's the Bro type

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pest3147

_Just_Ash_ wrote: »

pest3147 wrote: »

_Just_Ash_ wrote: »

Wait, we broke up?

We'd bicker to much.

He's the Bro type

If this means what I think it means, then I'm sorry but you couldn't be further from the truth and your judgement meter is very much in need of an annual check up

You really haven't caught up with my sarcastic tone on your comments have you haha.