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We broke up because...

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  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    She ran off into the sunset and never came back
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    He won’t commit
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    Our long distance relationship didn't work out b/c it lacked intimacy.
  • solarex1
    solarex1 Posts: 408 Member
    miss_zita_2020 wrote: »
    solarex1 wrote: »
    I cheated with her twin who she set me up with so she could have a pass. Mind you, this was after 2 weeks of dating. She is crafty.

    He was always finding excuses for his behaviour....

    She constantly misspelled behavior
  • liftorgohome
    liftorgohome Posts: 25,455 Member
    All she wanted to do was lay on the beach
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    He hated the beach 🏖
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    She refused to pet my cat. He's so friendly!
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    He was obsessed with his cat
  • solarex1
    solarex1 Posts: 408 Member
    She changed my alarm setting and swapped all my briefs for thongs and clothes for skinny Jeans and cutoff t's. Knowing I had an early morning meeting. While funny.... not cool.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    He insisted I pay him for sex and had to stuff the bills in his thong.. He was very angry when I asked for change from the $5 I stuffed in his thong :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    She wouldn't let me spend any money on toys :D
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    He has a red room of pain!
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    Couldn’t separate real life from roll play
  • solarex1
    solarex1 Posts: 408 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He insisted I pay him for sex and had to stuff the bills in his thong.. He was very angry when I asked for change from the $5 I stuffed in his thong :D

    What's so hard about exact change when it only costs a dollar? Also it assumes once was enough. Which can be very bad or very good🤔
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    He never understood my humor 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    She kept baking for me, cake for breakfast, lunch and tea, I didn't want to go diabetic...
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    I was a slave...generally..
  • lollyolivia
    lollyolivia Posts: 305 Member
    He claimed he worked to hard. But, don’t we all!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,339 Member
    solarex1 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    He insisted I pay him for sex and had to stuff the bills in his thong.. He was very angry when I asked for change from the $5 I stuffed in his thong :D

    What's so hard about exact change when it only costs a dollar? Also it assumes once was enough. Which can be very bad or very good🤔

    Ugh.. I used notes because you complained you walked funny with a thong full of coin 😂

    Z ran off to some tropical island with our savings
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,035 Member
    Too dramatic. She sent me a jar of her tears on V day

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