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We broke up because...

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  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
    edited May 2020
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    she ate *our cookies under my bed :D
  • riffwalkdale
    riffwalkdale Posts: 241 Member
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    made the simplest things sound dirty, somehow lol
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Can't say..still heart broken..it was nasty split
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,846 Member
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    His ex left him too broken. Literally, all his bones..
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
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    didn't call 911 when I almost died from a papercut
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,463 Member
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    Didn’t appreciate my “suck it up” attitude
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Sucked my money dry
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,846 Member
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    Uhm... yeah, can't say that... :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Uhm... yeah, can't say that... :D

    :D
    She was committed, but I still visit her..
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,846 Member
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    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Uhm... yeah, can't say that... :D

    :D
    She was committed, but I still visit her..

    If anyone heard how badly I was cracking up at what first came to my mind, I would've been committed. :D



    We didn't. She's very loyal and visits me :)
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    Tried
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He let someone else suck him of all his money :o
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was fond of using that "S" word and used it so often that I became suspicious of her extracurricular activities. 😯
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    She quickly entered full blown hysterical paranoia after I started my job at the sucker factory
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Hairy feet
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,463 Member
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    He constantly checked out my feet. Hey, buddy, my eyes are up here. Noooo, not there...further up. Geez.
  • Callousedthoughts
    Callousedthoughts Posts: 2,090 Member
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    Hairy...



    eyes
  • ClimbingWolf
    ClimbingWolf Posts: 298 Member
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    she wanted me to look at her forehead instead of her eyes
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,311 Member
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    He's slow
  • Masyn88
    Masyn88 Posts: 1,650 Member
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    he's "fast" :D