We broke up because...

Yogi_warrior

she was always hiding the tattoo.

carolinagirl543

I always wanted to jump on that back

Yogi_warrior

she didn't share the whiskey

Ria_StayingFit

That's because my drink of choice is vodka

carolinagirl543

Because she didn't understand he wanted me and my whiskey

Yogi_warrior

she beat up other women who were interested in me. :-p

Alisontheice

I didn't like whiskey

Ria_StayingFit

See left me for a man that would stick her on whiskey

deviboy1592

Asked her for some m&ms, she handed me a cd.

the_chiha

Didn't like my music

slimgirljo15

It was an accident I lost the key... honest honey...come back and I will hack saw those cuffs off...honey...sweetie come back. ..

kershaann

she ate my slim jim

aesthetikk

She tried to poison me

Batmani

He wants me to call him Zyzz...

slimgirljo15

He couldnt keep up

Batmani

You said you wouldn't tell anyone about it!!!! im ruined.

47Jacqueline

He was too self-conscious

aesthetikk

She stole my briefs and sold them to my ex

Ria_StayingFit

I wanted him naked all the time but kept complaining about the cold

kjm3579

She kept me warm on a cold winters night, but then she wanted to bring in a few other dudes to add to the warmth.

Batmani

I realized I dont like men :[

kershaann

he called me a man

kjm3579

She insisted we arm wrestle before lovin'

SojournerThirteen

She wouldn't marry me

kershaann

he wasn't romantic about the purposal

kjm3579

Kept proposing to my women

SojournerThirteen

I got down on one knee at a fine restaurant with a huge rock and she snubbed me

kershaann

I don't know what he is talking about:'(

aesthetikk

kershaann wrote: »

I don't know what he is talking about:'(

She was always making my nipples hard...it was annoying

kershaann

God mad when I rubbed his nipples with ice