We broke up because...
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she was always hiding the tattoo.0
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I always wanted to jump on that back0
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she didn't share the whiskey0
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That's because my drink of choice is vodka0
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Because she didn't understand he wanted me and my whiskey0
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she beat up other women who were interested in me. :-p0
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I didn't like whiskey0
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See left me for a man that would stick her on whiskey0
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Asked her for some m&ms, she handed me a cd.0
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Didn't like my music0
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It was an accident I lost the key... honest honey...come back and I will hack saw those cuffs off...honey...sweetie come back. ..
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she ate my slim jim0
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She tried to poison me
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He wants me to call him Zyzz...0
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He couldnt keep up
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You said you wouldn't tell anyone about it!!!!
im ruined. 0 -
He was too self-conscious0
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She stole my briefs and sold them to my ex0
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I wanted him naked all the time but kept complaining about the cold0
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She kept me warm on a cold winters night, but then she wanted to bring in a few other dudes to add to the warmth.0
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I realized I dont like men :[0
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he called me a man0
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She insisted we arm wrestle before lovin'0
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She wouldn't marry me0
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he wasn't romantic about the purposal0
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Kept proposing to my women0
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I got down on one knee at a fine restaurant with a huge rock and she snubbed me0
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I don't know what he is talking about:'(0
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God mad when I rubbed his nipples with ice0
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