We broke up because...

FemaleWarriorxo

She always stole the queens from the poker deck

elephant2mouse

I lost her in a poker game. Should have called his bluff.

IllBeBack1Day

I bluffed

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carolinagirl543

Couldn't deal with the so-called creative pics.....

Yogi_warrior

she didn't respond to my messages.

elephant2mouse

He was a cheater, always messaging other girls.

Ria_StayingFit

He was leaving women messages

Que3nC

he put a shirt on

ScorpioJack_91

She like stripes and I didn't

aesthetikk

she tried taking my pants off at work..couldnt control herself

Que3nC

He wouldn't spank me and pull my hair

FemaleWarriorxo

He never wore pants at work

Shananigans457

She was too rough for me!

Yogi_warrior

too soft for me.

Que3nC

Couldn't handle me

elephant2mouse

I wouldn't let her pull out the strap on.

Ria_StayingFit

Complained about the stuff I cooks for him

Que3nC

Looks better in stripes than I do

Yogi_warrior

Tonydevolani_ wrote: »

Too much fat on that bacon.

So you got one ladies phone and another white phone? whats going on kitty.

carolinagirl543

He wanted to corrupt my angelic ways...

navyjen

She didn't think I was being real

Ria_StayingFit

She wanted me to corrupt her

iamlynn74

Wanted to make love at church

elephant2mouse

Wouldn't have sex in odd places with me.

iamlynn74

But the choir was singing

Yogi_warrior

refused to have sex under the water.

aesthetikk

would use it as a towel hanger while she took a shower...i wanted to join in too

Que3nC

didn't like to watch Disney movies naked with me

ilfaith

She kept doing that cute thing where she'd wrinkle up her nose and I couldn't stay mad at her...drove me crazy.