We broke up because...

Ria_StayingFit

Wanted to show my grandma the tattoo she had on her behind of a kitten

tibo1783

Didn't dress up for sex

navyjen

Didn't know he wanted it like that

47Jacqueline

She doesn't know which end is up

aesthetikk

had a booger collection under her bed and on her office desk

Yogi_warrior

dressed up for sex

iamlynn74

Sculpted figurines with boogers

Yogi_warrior

he spent all the time with kid.

aesthetikk

waited till our honeymoon to fr me on mfp

carolinagirl543

@aesthetikk Didn't want to man up on the important issues..

ScorpioJack_91

Too damn pouty

carolinagirl543 wrote: »

@aesthetikk Didn't want to man up on the important issues..

navyjen

I was to old for him

tibo1783

Wasn't rough enough

Que3nC

Thought I was too rough.

aesthetikk

kept scratching down there and then would make men kiss her hand

Que3nC

Liked to lick toes

tibo1783

Rough meter only reached 7

Becka4Real

I got tired of explaining the bruises

ScorpioJack_91

Becka4prez wrote: »

I got tired of explaining the bruises

Was trying to run for President

navyjen

He got bored

ScorpioJack_91

navyjen wrote: »

He got bored

Was trying to change her hair to green

Yogi_warrior

he was under aged and wanted me to buy alcohol.

ScorpioJack_91

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

he was under aged and wanted me to buy alcohol.

He was trying to drug me with date rape drugs.

khara2012

He kept hiding my girl scout cookies. Maybe I want to be all about the bass for awhile!!

elephant2mouse

She ate entirely too many girl scout cookies.... It was like she had a drug problem with them.

aesthetikk

always forgot to flush

strwbry74

He was obsessed with flushing...

aesthetikk

she would always check to see how she has done before flushing

elephant2mouse

I had a crush on his sister...

JasonH_DFW

she couldn't admit she was starting to love me