We broke up because...

guitarrckr

because she "played" better than me...

slimgirljo15

He slept with his guitar...no room in bed for me...

kjm3579

She played with the guitar in bed instead of me

Noelv1976

Constantly kept reading the Twilight novels

JesseDP00

He would never take off his shades

aesthetikk

wanted to hold my face and stare in my eyes all the time

Ria_StayingFit

Never looked me in the eyes. His focus was always a little lower

Darkhawk1969

i couldn't focus on anywhere but her chest

Noelv1976

Kept texting me "Lets do this!" even when we were in bed!

TristanMacNessaCampbell

Noelv1976 didn't like that I didn't plan things enough,
(while in truth I plan things for a year in advance > ~ < )

Noelv1976

Creeped me out when he had a calendar with every single day planned for a whole year!

Ria_StayingFit

Kept moving my appointments around. He thought it was funny when I would show up to the gynecologist for an eye appointment.

kdchenxi

wouldn't get her eyes checked

Fvaisey

This is how she checked my eyes!!!

kdchenxi

Holy *kitten* that's nasty

Wouldn't stop staring at me when I was sleeping

Noelv1976

She would never sleep unless the Rocky theme song was on.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldn't sing me to sleep!

kjm3579

Only wanted to sleep in the bed, was never ready for the bedroom Olympics

kdchenxi

never had the drive to become a gold medalist

guitarrckr

didnt like all my medals !

Noelv1976

Wanted me to win the gold so she can melt it and turn it into an urn. for her cat!

kdchenxi

Killed my cat

kjm3579

Was concerned about her cat, I wanted to concentrate on her kitty.

aesthetikk

didnt clean the cat litter box regularly

Noelv1976

Paid attention more to the mirror than me!

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Fierce4me

Always wanted to be in control

kalin73

cheated

velocityc6

she wanted me to give up pizza and beer

Noelv1976

Kept staring through the neighbors' window