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We broke up because...
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She didn't like my pen pal0
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had too many pen pals0
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She didn't eat meat0
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He only ate exotic meats0
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she left me for a man0
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She ate all the Eggies. Grrrrr0
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She spoke with too many Gs!!!
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She didn't like to wear G string0
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she didn't share her last rolo0
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She cried to easily0
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Honey...all I wanted was honey. And she would.never get me honey0
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Alisontheice wrote: »Honey...all I wanted was honey. And she would.never get me honey
She didn't let go my Eggo's0 -
Always following me!0
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Watched thw same movie over and over0
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I had no short term memory and didn't remember I had watched it0
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she had short term memory. I had to make her fall in love with me every day.0
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Haha can we say 50 First Dates.
He wouldn't let me go topless at the beach.0 -
I wanted her to not only go topless but full nude. she was too shy.0
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Ria_StayingFit wrote: »Haha can we say 50 First Dates.
He wouldn't let me go topless at the beach.
Forgot about that movie and you took my Whey Protein...unforgivable!0 -
Still following me!0
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He walked three steps in front of me and then accused me of following me0
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Rules...so many rules0
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i broke all the rules0
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He wouldn't let me break any rules.0
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Didn't have Netflix....tsk tsk0
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she keeps commenting " you kill me"0
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Because you do. You make me laugh and it still hurts to do so.0
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She kept screaming leonidis at inappropriate times0
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He wanted me to go blond so I could
Look more like his ex.0
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