We broke up because...

Alisontheice

She didn't like my pen pal

Yogi_warrior

had too many pen pals

tibo1783

She didn't eat meat

Alisontheice

He only ate exotic meats

determined_ella

she left me for a man

Alisontheice

She ate all the Eggies. Grrrrr

FabulousFantasticFifty

She spoke with too many Gs!!!
and Rs!

Yogi_warrior

She didn't like to wear G string

determined_ella

she didn't share her last rolo

tc1333

She cried to easily

Alisontheice

Honey...all I wanted was honey. And she would.never get me honey

ScorpioJack_91

Alisontheice wrote: »

Honey...all I wanted was honey. And she would.never get me honey

She didn't let go my Eggo's

Noelv1976

Always following me!

iamlynn74

Watched thw same movie over and over

Ria_StayingFit

I had no short term memory and didn't remember I had watched it

Yogi_warrior

she had short term memory. I had to make her fall in love with me every day.

Ria_StayingFit

Haha can we say 50 First Dates.

He wouldn't let me go topless at the beach.

Yogi_warrior

I wanted her to not only go topless but full nude. she was too shy.

ScorpioJack_91

Ria_StayingFit wrote: »

Haha can we say 50 First Dates.

He wouldn't let me go topless at the beach.

Forgot about that movie and you took my Whey Protein...unforgivable!

Noelv1976

Still following me!

Ria_StayingFit

He walked three steps in front of me and then accused me of following me

Alisontheice

Rules...so many rules

Yogi_warrior

i broke all the rules

Ria_StayingFit

He wouldn't let me break any rules.

Noelv1976

Didn't have Netflix....tsk tsk

ScorpioJack_91

Noelv1976 wrote: »

Didn't have Netflix....tsk tsk

I kept following him

Yogi_warrior

she keeps commenting " you kill me"

Ria_StayingFit

Because you do. You make me laugh and it still hurts to do so.

Building_Bulk

She kept screaming leonidis at inappropriate times

Ria_StayingFit

He wanted me to go blond so I could
Look more like his ex.