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We broke up because...
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I was too confident0
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she was too shy.0
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I just lost interest. It happens in this fast paced world
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was never satisfied0
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crossed swords with my brother0
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Spent all day in front of a mirror talking selfies0
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he wanted me to get a nosejob0
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Every time he spoke his nose grew! ;p0
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she put the spoon in the sugar jar after stirring her coffee leaving clumps of coffee sugar
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She had lumpy sugar
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I repulsed him with my lumps and bumps0
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She told me she was smooth as silk all over0
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he never believed me when I told the truth!0
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She broke my juicer and lied about it, but then I looked into her eyes and forgave her.0
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She got blue dye all over my white carpet0
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She lied to me about her bumps and lumps0
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he didn't take his underwear off during sex.0
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She wanted me to get cold and shrink
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Caught him having sex with Holly
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She didn't want to make it a 3-some
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He wanted me to share
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every time I yawned she poked her finger in my mouth and made me gag!0
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She was being selfish
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blossomholly wrote: »every time I yawned she poked her finger in my mouth and made me gag!blossomholly wrote: »every time I yawned she poked her finger in my mouth and made me gag!
Ahhh Holly...? That wasn't "her" "finger" that was my youknowwhat
She panicked, and mistook my $en@s for Mel's fingers 0 -
He said I was too immature!!! 0
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He wore spiderman underoos!0
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she would wear boxer briefs with the cookie monster on them to roam the house0
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She tried to feed cookies to cookie monster0
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She was too pretty0
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You look too much like my flight commander0
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