We broke up because...
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She wasn't adventurous enough!0
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He stole my panties and I had none to wear!0
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she loved flashing in her skirts to the public.0
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She put my panties on her head and said i got the power0
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She didn't like me put her panties on my head.0
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He was more strange than Crazy!0
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She didn't know the first thing about crazy.0
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I met his mom0
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That was my mother-in-law, my mom's awesome.0
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She ran off with my mom.0
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Went with her sister0
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She wanted to run off with too many of us at once...0
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She was from Arkansas0
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She murdered my pet rock0
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She had a pet rock, and paid for it...0
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he would not let me massage his head.0
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He pretended to be a prince0
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She only went for Royalty0
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I can't be with some one prettier than me.
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I was prettier than she was.0
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She didn't think she was pretty.0
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He always wore my lipstick
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She ate all my thin mints.0
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Her thin mints made me Thick!!!0
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She didnt hid her thin mints0
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She tried to shave my head0
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She had a Mohawk0
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She didnt know what the beegees were0
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She wouldn't play anything but the beegees.0
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