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We broke up because...
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@breezy0906 said he was hers0
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I was gone ten minutes and returned to find she was dating several others!0
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She didnt know i was a player0
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I was just too much to handle0
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The struggle was reAl with her0
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He wouldn't let me wear the suspenders in the relationship!0
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She said i was pillow hogger0
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She's too strong0
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She wanted to live in a tent0
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she never wore low hanging tops.0
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He farted all night0
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She would fart and walk off making me look guilty. :huh:0
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She was too stinky! ;p0
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...and a pimp.0
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Sleeps with his eyes open0
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He just revealed his Occupation and I'm shocked! 0 -
rockstarginaa wrote: »Sleeps with his eyes open
yeah, okay, now THAT is a reason to break up.0 -
He is a cyclops!0
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she dislikes X-Men.0
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He was always flipping things around0
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texts me pictures of his poop0
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He was too young to be my Mr.!0
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He didn't mean "dislikes X-Men," He meant dyslexic.0
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His suspenders weren't blue0
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rockstarginaa wrote: »texts me pictures of his poop
I have you number, damn i must of lost it. Foolish mistake.
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Laughed wildly if I accidently farted in public.0
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Tried to set me on fire0
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