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We broke up because...
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she kept unbookmarking my shows/movies0
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He thought he was famous0
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Threw out all my shoes0
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She threw my protein0
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Slapped me0
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Liked the abuse too much0
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Didnt abuse me enough0
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She threw away my favorite heels!0
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Kept trying to sing "It's all about the beard, no stubble" over and over to me.0
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She dressed me as a heel for halloween0
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She had a foot fetish0
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Was flat as pancake0
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loves Beyonce so she kept dressing me like Jay-Z0
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Said he wanted to role play being beyonce0
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She always ate candy in bed and was really messy. I'd wake up a sticky mess0
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I licked candy stains off of her0
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Cause she kicked my *kitten*, look at those guns!
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he broke my glasses0
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I made fun of her kilt0
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I made fun of "stylish" plaid 0
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Made fun if his selfies0
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She tried to kick my butt!0
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I told her she looked hot in her glasses0
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he hit on her.0
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She hit on her first0
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Because she thought a girl dressing up as Robin and hitting on Batman would be okay!0
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He wouldn't let me wear my Robin outfit0
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