We broke up because...

TheProudDadLife

she kept unbookmarking my shows/movies

Huerita_Sarinana

He thought he was famous

rockstarginaa

Threw out all my shoes

Huerita_Sarinana

She threw my protein

Huerita_Sarinana

Slapped me

WilsonS2774

Liked the abuse too much

Huerita_Sarinana

Didnt abuse me enough

Belle8312

She threw away my favorite heels!

Sinistrous

Kept trying to sing "It's all about the beard, no stubble" over and over to me.

Huerita_Sarinana

She dressed me as a heel for halloween

urloved33

She had a foot fetish

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Huerita_Sarinana

Was flat as pancake

TheProudDadLife

loves Beyonce so she kept dressing me like Jay-Z

Huerita_Sarinana

TheProudDadLife wrote: »

loves Beyonce so she kept dressing me like Jay-Z

OMFG that would be amazing

Huerita_Sarinana

Said he wanted to role play being beyonce

Alisontheice

She always ate candy in bed and was really messy. I'd wake up a sticky mess

Huerita_Sarinana

I licked candy stains off of her

StopherJJMFP

Cause she kicked my *kitten*, look at those guns!

marianneCiao

he broke my glasses

Huerita_Sarinana

I made fun of her kilt

StopherJJMFP

I made fun of "stylish" plaid

Huerita_Sarinana

Made fun if his selfies

Spnneil06

She tried to kick my butt!

StopherJJMFP

I told her she looked hot in her glasses

marianneCiao

he hit on her.

StopherJJMFP

She hit on her first

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StopherJJMFP

Because she thought a girl dressing up as Robin and hitting on Batman would be okay!

Belle8312

He wouldn't let me wear my Robin outfit