We broke up because...

PixTheCupCakeDestroyer

Couldn't get involved in my body movin'....(and my references were too obscure)

cowbellsandcoffee

Jealous of my shaved legs.

Huerita_Sarinana

Was afraid that i was a lesbian

akiba254

Coz the rum was always gone

haloandhorns69

Wouldn't share

Huerita_Sarinana

I stole her hat

Tzinn1992

You never come over

Sinistrous

the mugshot ;o

Huerita_Sarinana

He called me an ONS dont do that

Travis_2

Too needy

cowbellsandcoffee

Doesn't ride fast enough.

haloandhorns69

Didn't like my boots

Tzinn1992

He stole my name.

Huerita_Sarinana

Fell in a lake

Sinistrous

thought green was a creative color

Travis_2

Couldn't swim

Alisontheice

I could out swim him.

akiba254

Wasnt prepared for the zombie apocalypse

Huerita_Sarinana

I needed a ride or die not a bandwagon

Tzinn1992

She beat me up

Sinistrous

superglued me to my pillow b/c I woke up in a pool of slobber.

Huerita_Sarinana

Killed the bunny she was obsessed with

47Jacqueline

She was all hopped up

slimgirljo15

She was way too kinky

Darkhawk1969

She got bored of me

SojournerThirteen

She doesn't like kinky. Jo, you should go and confess in the I Confess forum now

kjm3579

Told my wife she had to confess

slimgirljo15

Not happening...your mine for keeps...we are never breaking up

Darkhawk1969

i was used and tossed aside

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