We broke up because...

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Dared2Evolve

Was always boasting about his balls.

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Dared2Evolve

Wasa big talker

beckyml1980

has nicer legs then me

rockstarginaa

Stalked Mr. T

Dared2Evolve

Her tummy was more ideal than mine.

rockstarginaa

Kept eating my lunch

beckyml1980

Kept hiding in the round clothes racks at Rickis and scaring people as they passed

rockstarginaa

Kept putting gum in my hair

beckyml1980

kept stealing my gum, putting it her own hair and blaming me

rockstarginaa

Ate the couch cushions

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beckyml1980

We broke up because you left the price sticker on my Valentine’s Day gift so I would know how much money you’d spent on me.

rockstarginaa

Gave me a mixed tape an ex made for you

beckyml1980

You thought shaving the hair off one side of your head was a good look.

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beckyml1980

you though rice was small, cut up pasta

rockstarginaa

Wanted to live in a tree house

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beckyml1980

you favored House Greyjoy. Seriously?

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beckyml1980

You sweated too much when we cuddled.

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She always hid her face

beckyml1980

remember when you farted when we were lying in the grass looking for shooting stars? that was the second i realized you were not the one for me

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beckyml1980

We broke up your favorite shows were toddlers & tiaras and dance moms.

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beckyml1980

You had an uncomfortable obsession with Yankee Candles and got mad at me when I improperly sniffed one. Apparently there is a correct procedure

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