We broke up because...

LiftingRiot

I was tired of a relationship with a pancake

urloved33

o i waS so tired of the percussion instrument that he is obsessed with

LiftingRiot

She was all talk and words. I needed more substance

kjm3579

Was all about substance, I was looking for love

determined_ella

he didn't want to treat me mean to keep me keen

kjm3579

She wanted to be treated mean, I just couldn't do it

Spnneil06

She liked it rough, nails and hammer rough!

Dared2Evolve

She was too mean unless I could keep enough chocolate stocked up. It was maddening.

Spnneil06

She was always daring me. "I dare you to jump off the roof" And if I didn't she called me a chicken and followed me around making chicken noises.

determined_ella

she wouldn't tell me how to get great legs!

Timshel_

I am too lazy for someone so determined

kjm3579

Kept talking about lights .....

determined_ella

I wasn't as determined as it said on my tin they didn't like that!

kjm3579

She was determined to show her affections to as many guys as possible -- I wasn't into sharing her

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was so stingy!

kjm3579

I had to cut back somewhere - I already have several wives sharing my affections.

Dared2Evolve

He called me a wimp because DOMS got me and I begged for a massage, in which he refused.

rockstarginaa

Was all about the bass, no treble

Timshel_

Liked beige walls too much

rockstarginaa

Cried too much

SparkyJess3

Was not sensitive enough!

repulsiongel

We broke up because we couldn't agree if we wanted to operate a cat rescue or a dog rescue.

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LiftingRiot

I said both a dog and cat rescue. She looked at me like I'm crazy.

rockstarginaa

Always wore a mask

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WMDemetree

wanted to stay shirtless even when we went out.

rockstarginaa

drank all the rum

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rockstarginaa

Had a collection of voodoo dolls