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We broke up because...
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he only ate sandwiches, nothing else ever!0
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Would always be partying and getting the cops called on us0
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My third nostril0
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he'd get mad when I stared at his nostrils0
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Just stared not touch..
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Wouldn't ever shave his nose hairs0
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never trimmed his nose hairs0
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had an obsession with nose hair0
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Her mind was in the 60s0
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she didnt appreciate history0
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became obsessed with history.0
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Would always criticize my taste in movies.0
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she didn't actually go to hogwarts0
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he thought he was a wizard0
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He didn't trust in me and wouldn't sleep until I had checked under the bed for monsters...he didnt' know about the ones in the closet apparently o.o0
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She tried to "out" my monsters from the closet0
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he had some creepy things in his closet0
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Hide the neighbour in our closet0
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she found my side chick hiding in the closet0
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he liked to lock people in the closet and they were always much too loud...goodness learn to gag them before you put them in there0
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She wouldn't stop trying to gag me.0
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You said you liked gagging and choking
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She was a little too kinky0
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he wasnt kinky enough, it got boring0
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she wanted me to do weird things with a slinky0
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Way too kinky...even for me0
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Never listened to me and mistook me for her kinky ex.0
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Her cooking was terrible.0
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was too picky of an eater.0
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Made weird food.0
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