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We broke up because...

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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she wouldn't let me hang out with friends
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    He lied about having friends in order to go out
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    Lol she went through my phone. I told her if I told her if she wanted to ruin her day that was up to her.
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    I told him he should keep all those guys messages safely hidden or delete them. He knows I'm nosy.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was too devious and sneaky
  • blossomholly
    blossomholly Posts: 5,179 Member
    She sneaked other lovers in to bed at night while I slept :sleeping:
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    I found her in someone else's bed when she was supposed to be home with me.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    always had a "headache" when it was "play time"
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    He wouldn't let me take my migraine meds because then there was too much "play time" to handle.
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    changed the tv from the braves game to the red sox
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    hes a braves fan
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
    she sold my chipper jones bobble head on ebay
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    He thought Derek Jeter retired with the Braves
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    He'd never get over our team differences for sports and always used it as an excuse
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    she thought the redsox were considered a team
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    He wouldn't get off his pedestal and accept the fact that the Red Sox are the World Series champions.
  • uggins311
    uggins311 Posts: 2,204 Member
    Damn.... we broke up?
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    He had memory loss. Would disappear for months and then ask what happened.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She would have yet another plastic surgery to pimp up her face and pimp down my wallet!!
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    He got me confused with his Botox injected Barbie doll ex wife all the time.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She thought she was the mistress...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He didn't like being dominated >:)
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    she couldn't handle a 20 min rough session!
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    he didnt want to use a handcuffs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    I used handcuffs like she wanted....not my fault i lost the key...was an accident honey :D
  • LacednLace
    LacednLace Posts: 480 Member
    She had too many "work" sessions every day.
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    She is so beautiful! I can't live with someone like that everyday LOL
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    He constantly fanned over me
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was always boiling hot. Below zero outside and she has the fans on! Wth?
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    She always bite me when I'm kissing her!