We broke up because...

pechepanda

she was too young,

greco16

the cuteness!

RunTimer

Would not fight for the right to party

CasandraNS

I partied to much

RunTimer

CasandraNS wrote: »

I partied to much

Partied all the time...(song cue, coming!)

ZeeShay

Used too many gifs

RunTimer

her stripes clash with my checkered past

RunTimer

her stripes clash with my checkered past

ronronronj

She didn't like NASCAR. (Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo)

PewterSky wrote: »

Practiced black magic and curses...spooky

Funnier than you think . . . I'm part Romanian!

pechepanda

couldnt do magic tricks

CasandraNS

I'm in love with another person

DaleM07

wouldn't take her sunglasses off

Emmafire

Loved his biking gear ; wouldn't take it off

PewterSky

Her experiments in the kitchen were too crazy, I didn't want my taste buds to die

ZeeShay

Couldn't handle spice.

PewterSky

Her idea of using spice was doubling the salt! O.o

ZeeShay

Made strange faces!

Krissee23

Was too judgemental

jaatree

was dramatic all the time!

callmejessica

had zero emotions

laurabethless

Looked way too good on my arm and got all the attention leaving me none.

taco_inspector

It was strictly a geography thing... He'd be off work and drunk before I woke to start the day -- never could work out for @Gustaaf85 to be my wingman

ZeeShay

He was a cartoon.

PewterSky

Everything about her was a mystery to me, I was always in the dark

ZeeShay

Never turned on the lights.

taco_inspector

She refused to believe that I look better in the dark (and from a distance)...

otey743

Unable to tan .

CasandraNS

I tanned to much

taco_inspector

Finally came to her senses, saw that she was with me and ran-away screaming; I'll miss her.

ZeeShay

Never made me pancakes