We broke up because...

CasandraNS

Mad bc I wanted to rock her glasses

Noelv1976

Her feet smelled like raw onions with old cottage cheese

MShayne2414

He listened & cried to the "Aladdin" soundtrack as he would jerk his gerkin'

slimgirljo15

Was too tame in bed..

CasandraNS

Was to wild in bed

B_Jaxn

Couldn't hang

slimgirljo15

Had nasty sores on it

monstalosta

Wasn't hung

CasandraNS

His dick was to big

HoolaHoopsMcGee

Her boobs were bigger than mine

madhu1981

smaller boobs

arian10daddy

His boobs were bigger than the average girl! :P

LovingLifeInCalifornia

my husband said I couldn't have any boyfriends.

arian10daddy

she complied too much with her husband!

monstalosta

He liked her husband too much

arian10daddy

Her husband liked @monstalosta too much!

LovingLifeInCalifornia

Talked about my husband too much. Guy isn't even on MFP and people are talking about him. Typical.

arian10daddy

Bragged about her husband too much... Guy isn't even on MFP and she's blabbering all the time about him.. Typical! LOL

SojournerThirteen

Thinks he is a parot

Markoss84

He is using MFP forums

SojournerThirteen

He is abusing MFP forums

slimgirljo15

His wife wouldnt let him date me

arian10daddy

wouldn't stop smothering me with wet licks...

Emmafire

He kept kissing the dog lol that's were the licks came from lol

arian10daddy

she would keep on rolling like a croc cause that's how she rolls..

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out he had ten children!

CasandraNS

She told me she wanted to be a surgeon and start practicing with me

kjm3579

Had a lot of scars and was always getting some "proceedures" done by a questionable doctor

madhu1981

she showed her boobs to public

FabulousFantasticFifty

He showed his Boobies to the public all the time trying to compete with his Ex!