We broke up because...

jlima845

Didn't know how to cook

NumerOneSuzerain

I found out I was interested in women.

MShayne2414

Seeing that I am Batman, I had to protect her from my enemies..

LiftingRiot

he was delusional. Hes clearly a Robin

ZeeShay

Never let me dream big

andympanda

Was always dreaming

MShayne2414

He always liked to be on top!

christinejacksn

He looked too much like an owl

LiftingRiot

He slept walk all the time and would pee in the closet

christinejacksn

He was more into my dog than me

Timshel_

Cropped pictures too high.

MShayne2414

His thumb looked like his penis.

LiftingRiot

His thumb was too small

MShayne2414

LiftingRiot wrote: »

His thumb was too small

He wanted to ring his bell after each climax

christinejacksn

He didn't let me stick the bell up his *kitten* after

christinejacksn

He didn't let me stick the bell up his *kitten* after

MShayne2414

Her nose kept poking my cheek when we would make out.

christinejacksn

He made noises like it was night time & I was cutting down his tree.

LiftingRiot

She was too dominating in the bedroom. Don't you know??? Im in charge

Noelv1976

Made fun of my calves

Ria_StayingFit

I said they were sexy. He could never take a compliment

CasandraNS

She thought I was a dude

MShayne2414

She said the gopher looked to fake in "CaddyShack" lmao!

Ria_StayingFit

He laughed at me when I said I was afraid of gophers.

47Jacqueline

She was to sensitive

B_Jaxn

She was only 47

monstalosta

She was terrified of ground hog day!

Ria_StayingFit

Only because it keep predicting a longer winter. Who wants that??? Just terrifying.

He wanted to wear my underwear and would stretch them all out.

MShayne2414

She bought me Axe Body spray for my bday

ZeeShay

Didn't appreciate my gifts.