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We broke up because...

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  • fliesdonotbelong
    fliesdonotbelong Posts: 109 Member
    He always made me be the big spoon
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,464 Member
    Shes far to good for the likes of me.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I wasn't nearly good enough for supersnoopy
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Played too many practical jokes.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    She was a joke
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Never trust anyone under 30!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    wouldn't laugh at my PJs
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    His pjs weren't funny.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    she had no sense of humor
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    She never understood me. :'(
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    she expected me to read her mind,
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She actually did read my mind; slapped me as she ran out the door...
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he was cheating, i was the other woman :'(
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Was gifted with the 'vision' It was rather difficult masking my thoughts about killing her pets all the time.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    edited May 2015
    SHe wanted to be a gorilla
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Didn't like animals
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
    Called me an animal, I didn't realize she was complimenting me.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he could never tell when i was complimenting him
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    She was such a debbie downer. She was the kind of person who could win the lotto but complain about the taxes she would have to pay from it :/
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    Was to much of an optimist. Never saw the bad things, so we could fix them.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Their gambling addiction got so bad that we were almost out on the road!
  • ronronronj
    ronronronj Posts: 474 Member
    Someone put a hex on her and made her do irrational things
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Practiced black magic and curses...spooky D:
  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
    She believed in things like magic and Santa's elves
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    She wanted me to BE her Santa's Elf!
  • rbstu
    rbstu Posts: 3 Member
    She could lift more than me.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he couldnt lift anything, he was much too weak
  • DaleM07
    DaleM07 Posts: 98 Member
    She always stole my candy
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    never had any good candy, just the gross hard candy that old ladies carry in their purse
  • ARGriffy
    ARGriffy Posts: 1,002 Member
    haf old lady issues