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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    ummmm... She scurred me
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    He never had enough cowbell
  • SonicKrunch
    SonicKrunch Posts: 192 Member
    It was too much cowbell, which for me was a really hard thing to achieve.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    His resting *kitten* face outbitched mine :(
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He wanted to eat dinner at Sonic every night! I was getting a little thick in the thighs!
  • abbylisious
    abbylisious Posts: 391 Member
    She wouldn't share her killer lipstick with me! Something about cooties
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    cer_bear wrote: »
    His resting *kitten* face outbitched mine :(

    Decided to color her red hair blonde!
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    Tru I didn't share my lipstick but she didn't share her body
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    She didn't even try to "keep up" with me. She continually claimed that "in bed by 8" was too early and "up by 4:30" was unrealistic; going on to say that she wasn't a machine.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Every time I said her name I would crave either food or bootay which ended up being bad for my bootay! :tongue:
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    cer_bear wrote: »
    His resting *kitten* face outbitched mine :(

    redheads and RBF...yep...I'm weak.

    We broke up because she kept making that face in every pic we took together.
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    edited May 2015
    That look on his face in his pic, yeah....that's what he looked like when he got excited. It had me feeling less than.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He said there was something wrong with my face! :(
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Every time I said her name I would crave either food or bootay which ended up being bad for my bootay! :tongue:
    Still has some of her gender-recognition issues, but she's improving day-by-day. While I enjoyed our time together (in what she believed to be a same-sex partnership) and the extraordinarily attentive and caring nature of her touches, I just couldn't bear to think that she hadn't "noticed" anything else that may have indicated that we were just a little different (if ya know what I mean...) . This all caused me a great deal of guilt, since it felt as though I was taking advantage of her love. :-(

  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    She could lift more than me
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She turned red and go smash smash bam bam whenever she got aroused, like a she hulk
  • TrudyJoy2313
    TrudyJoy2313 Posts: 152 Member
    He said that I was easily distracted.....unbeknownst to him.....Wait, unbeknownst...thats a pretty kick *kitten* word, huh?
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    TrudyJoy2313 wrote: »
    He said that I was easily distracted.....unbeknownst to him.....Wait, unbeknownst...thats a pretty kick *kitten* word, huh?

    Always had to carry a dictionary while around her!
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    She turned red and go smash smash bam bam whenever she got aroused, like a she hulk

    Pahahahaa
  • TrudyJoy2313
    TrudyJoy2313 Posts: 152 Member
    haha!!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She kept laughing at me
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    TrudyJoy2313 wrote: »
    haha!!

    We broke up because I was jealous she looked better with short hair than I do.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wasn't very smart, he thought he's ex was a girl the whole time!
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    He wasn't very smart, he thought he's ex was a girl the whole time!

    Was a one direction fan
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    she ran out of lollipops
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    drove me to bankruptcy buying her too many lollipops!
  • TrudyJoy2313
    TrudyJoy2313 Posts: 152 Member
    She thought I was a guy....
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    drove me to bankruptcy buying her too many lollipops!

    Just couldn't handle monies!
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    didnt have enough money and i need my lollies
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was a gold digger, only worried if I had money.

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