We broke up because...

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  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
    I wore socks to bed
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    edited May 2015
    She didn't want to have a baby
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    It's didn't not don't... his grammar!
  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
    He insisted on having 6 babies with just a year between each :o
  • kristenmgraham
    kristenmgraham Posts: 88 Member
    He wants a baby and I have 2 already. I'm done.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Has kids. Lol
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    Sweet_Nyx wrote: »
    He insisted on having 6 babies with just a year between each :o
    loool

    She wanted to hook up 5 times a day lol

  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he couldnt keep up
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    she always said that i have grammer mistakes
  • angelxbaby714
    angelxbaby714 Posts: 937 Member
    His wife found out. Ha :D
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    He never worked on the constructive criticism i gave him!
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    Because he really wasn't good with his grammar. He refused his Hooked On Phonics for Christmas
  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
    Markoss84 wrote: »
    Sweet_Nyx wrote: »
    He insisted on having 6 babies with just a year between each :o
    loool

    She wanted to hook up 5 times a day lol

    Nothing wrong with that! Geez lol

    She licked my cheek every morning
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    angelxbaby714 wrote: »
    His wife found out. Ha :D

    Looool good one
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    She didn't like my kisses :'(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was giving her kisses to everyone
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    Sweet_Nyx wrote: »
    Markoss84 wrote: »
    Sweet_Nyx wrote: »
    He insisted on having 6 babies with just a year between each :o
    loool

    She wanted to hook up 5 times a day lol

    Nothing wrong with that! Geez lol

    She licked my cheek every morning

    Looool i know
  • Markoss84
    Markoss84 Posts: 1,644 Member
    She felt in luv with someone else
  • Sasseashell
    Sasseashell Posts: 3 Member
    What kind of thread is this again? lol..
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    She had memory loss and I refused to explain to her how to wipe her *kitten* again. It was disgusting!! :s
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he was always confused
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited May 2015
    He just wanted to hump everything...embarrassing when out shopping
  • Nuke807
    Nuke807 Posts: 160 Member
    She didn't like me humping the mannequins in the various stores we went to
  • angelxbaby714
    angelxbaby714 Posts: 937 Member
    MShayne2414 wrote: »
    She had memory loss and I refused to explain to her how to wipe her *kitten* again. It was disgusting!! :s

    D*ck was too small :#
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    Because she kept telling me to bend over.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he was attracted to mannequins, and as much as i tried i just could not look like one
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
    She reminded me of the cute little glow worms I owned as a kid...the memories were excruciating
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he compared me to glow worms... it was offensive
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He decided he wasn't into girls :D
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    totally insatiable :)

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