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We broke up because...

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  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
    She was way too good for me.
  • callmejessica
    callmejessica Posts: 1,868 Member
    callmejessica wrote: »
    She was way too good for me.

    edit: IS too good for me! <3
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  • amylynn194
    amylynn194 Posts: 10 Member
    he was to flat I couldn't find him.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wouldn't make me a sammitch
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    He eated all my sammiches; made me sad.
  • CasandraNS
    CasandraNS Posts: 1,960 Member
    He wouldn't eat mine ;) so I had to eat his
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    He kept thinking he was making sandwiches but he was just dreaming about them.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he was obsessed with sandwiches
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    pechepanda wrote: »
    he was obsessed with sandwiches

    she hated sammiches.
  • WMDemetree
    WMDemetree Posts: 3,923 Member
    That's all he ate.
  • senguehard
    senguehard Posts: 21 Member
    He didn't like My Little Pony.
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    He was totally a Brony.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    he likes my little pony a little too much....
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited May 2015
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.
    Which upsets him, because he'd always fancied himself as Applejack, but actually came off as more of a Derpy Hooves, so he had to go. I was looking for more of a real wing man.


    (BTW, I have <3<3<3 for this:
    CasandraNS wrote: »
    He wouldn't eat mine ;) so I had to eat his
    ... My afternoon will be full of dreams...)
  • senguehard
    senguehard Posts: 21 Member
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    her hair was a better shade of purple than mine... we cant have that
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Her eyes were so deep i was scared ill drown!
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Not fair!! The pic changed when I posted!!


    Nahh...don't know if I could break up with you- you a redhead... I <3 redheads even though they kinda cray-cray. haha
  • senguehard
    senguehard Posts: 21 Member
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Not fair!! The pic changed when I posted!!


    Nahh...don't know if I could break up with you- you a redhead... I <3 redheads even though they kinda cray-cray. haha

    I had to change it. Can't have people thinking I'm a Brony ;D
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    She was terrible at finding things
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    senguehard wrote: »
    vadersaysno wrote: »
    He was totally a Brony.

    Because he thought I was a boy.

    Not fair!! The pic changed when I posted!!


    Nahh...don't know if I could break up with you- you a redhead... I <3 redheads even though they kinda cray-cray. haha

    I had to change it. Can't have people thinking I'm a Brony ;D

    yeah you're definitely not a Brony!!

    We broke up because she looked to good doing Pin-Up.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He had pin ups of other girls in our bedroom, one above our bed even.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
    she didnt appreciate my work.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    Her work was crappy
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I suspected that she was having an affair with our dentist... "Open wide" had lost all meaning.
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    He was always accusing me of having affairs
  • Maxximius
    Maxximius Posts: 24 Member
    I didn't win an oscar
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Smoked too much pot at Burning Man.
  • cer_bear
    cer_bear Posts: 232 Member
    I had an affair with my dentist

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