We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

I needed a Dictionary every time she spoke!

Oops_Myhaloslipped

I caught her in bed. With my dad.

determined_ella

she wouldn't let me leave the bed

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She kept wanting to leave my bed

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9mike

won`t stop eating in bed

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Wouldn't let me eat in bed

Oops_Myhaloslipped

TheVegthlete wrote: »

She dutch ovened me.

Bahaha,I've never personally done that,but my ex thought it was funny to do it to me

darkrose20

She didn't know the difference between to, too and two.

Oops_Myhaloslipped

darkrose20 wrote: »

She didn't know the difference between to, too and two.

Apparently neither did she.

9mike

kept wearing the same red shirt to bed

SugarBabyGirl

He had this thing about red shirts in bed -too crazy for me.

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Because she always was texting during our sexy time

tibo1783

Halo only dropped for others

MathDonkey

He always said weird things I didn't understand

determined_ella

his IQ was just too high for me

tibo1783

Determined i wasnt right for her

MathDonkey

He was too heartbroken from his last relationship

determined_ella

he wouldn't forgive me for my ex

assthetikk

wouldnt watch "The Imitation game" with me

determined_ella

because I watched it without him

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hey!!! You were supposed to watch it with me!

MathDonkey

She'd only watch movies with other women...

jessticlesx

wouldn't let me go on the merry go round!

determined_ella

he took my woman

9mike

won`t let me watch tv in bed

determined_ella

he wanted to watch tv rather than snuggle!

assthetikk

wanted 42 inches in bed to be completely satisfied

determined_ella

he wanted to give me 42 inches 0_o

FabulousFantasticFifty

I said at least 60" and meant the Bedroom TV!!!