We broke up because...

khilton89

She was into some weird *kitten* with a donkey

pipsqueak1990

He could never compare to a donkey!!

Sweetsluv

She wouldn't let me tap that a**

khilton89

She wouldn't dance in my shower

pipsqueak1990

She always had her hands on my *kitten*!

khilton89

She wouldn't let anyone touch her *kitten*

pipsqueak1990

I wanted him to ... but he kept saying he wouldnt

khilton89

I was afraid I would wake up

pipsqueak1990

He was always asleep

Unknown

This content has been removed.

pipsqueak1990

Just couldnt look me in the eyes!

Unknown

This content has been removed.

_Tink_

Wouldn't wear a wizard hat in bed.

assthetikk

our selfies were too alike

pipsqueak1990

had a different selfie for every part of his body but would not showme the rest...

ilfaith

She borrowed my reading glasses and never returned them.

pipsqueak1990

Swore my glasses were theirs but they were mine!

Unknown

This content has been removed.

SojournerThirteen

She never showed-up for the wedding, and kept all the rings and money.

pipsqueak1990

Kept me locked in the basement.... And no not in a S And M way

assthetikk

found 2 black guys in her basement

JackKopCh

I could never find her!!

ZaraxXx88

He was an undercover superhero. Never there when you need him.

pipsqueak1990

his *kitten* was bigger than mine!! ( CAT CAT........)

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always wore stripes!

ckmnacln

She was way too fabulous for me!

JackKopCh

Tired me out with her work outs :P

FabulousFantasticFifty

He got tired after three Jumping Jacks I need someone with more stamina than that!

Darkhawk1969

She couldn't keep up

ckmnacln

HE couldn't keep up !