We broke up because...

Sweetsluv

Wasn't as freaky as he played out to be.

assthetikk

was always too cryptic for my liking

Sweetsluv

Always overthinking... Ugh

47Jacqueline

Was totally thoughtless

pipsqueak1990

Always wanted me to be thoughtful just wasnt my style

Sinistrous

Something about boogers, although I don't care to remember what..

SwitzEngine

Never cleaned the bathroom after doing her hair

pipsqueak1990

Always moaning about mess yet never bothered to clean up himself

Darkhawk1969

she wouldnt let me find wally

kershaann

He wouldn't shave

47Jacqueline

Her hairy legs were distracting.

assthetikk

forgot to trim her excessive nose hair on our wedding day..

pipsqueak1990

was obsessed about our wedding and honeymoon

slimgirljo15

He looked better in my dress than me

Sinistrous

I raised a white flag and ate it.

assthetikk

wanted me to create a mfp group in her honor for her fans

kershaann

ate to many random things

assthetikk

called me fat

Sweetsluv

Thought I only wanted his body

assthetikk

wanted my mfp account password to know what i was upto

kershaann

because I played with her hair to much, she didn't like it

47Jacqueline

She never washed her hair

Darkhawk1969

because l refused to shave

Abbie_T

He thought writing a blog was stupid http://mytimetochange.weebly.com/

assthetikk

made money out of dumping people

Sinistrous

Wouldn't twerk for me OR the camera.

kershaann

never smiled

Sweetsluv

Turnt me out, now I'm in rehab.

Darkhawk1969

I couldnt break her out of the ward

pipsqueak1990

The stallion he promised to be turned out to be a 3 legged Donkey!