We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

He couldn't keep up

pipsqueak1990

Always complained that I couldnt keep up...

kershaann

expensive taste

joek030

She always threw my money around to buy things

pipsqueak1990

she ran off with somes dog

khilton89

She has a wheres waldo fetish

kershaann

Doesn't share the mirror

khilton89

She beat me up

kershaann

You liked it

khilton89

But did you have to make me where the dress?!

kershaann

You said you wanted to try something new

khilton89

I actually LOLed for that

kershaann

Haha Good

assthetikk

we fought over whose tatts were better

pipsqueak1990

I hid my tats it was always a competition

assthetikk

she had no friends and relied on me to entertain her all day

kershaann

He would get mad when I twisted his nipples

Sinistrous

They found my twinkie stash

kershaann

And wouldn't share the twinkies

Sinistrous

Made me run a 5k for one twinkie, then denied it once I'd finished :(

pipsqueak1990

I didnt like twinkies so it was never going to work

assthetikk

i told her i preferred playboy bunnies

kershaann

I wasn't a playboy bunny

Sinistrous

Shaved my tail because it had too much "bounce"

khilton89

Bestiality isn't legal in this state

awinner_au

I took up carrot farming.

kershaann

Stayed on that side of the pool all day

47Jacqueline

He was too naive

assthetikk

kershaann wrote: »

Stayed on that side of the pool all day

took my swim trunks off in the pool and ran away with them

kershaann

Good thing you are not shy