We broke up because...
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He shaved EVERYTHING0
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He had a hair fetish0
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JenNicole11 wrote: »He had a hair fetish
Just jealous that I can't grow any
She didn't appreciate "dress up time"0 -
He liked wearing dresses...0
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she wanted me to wear just heels and a fancy eye mask around the house... it was just too cold 0_o0
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I thought she was happy to see me , but it turned out she was as always cold0
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He made me laugh so much I could never get anything done-0
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caught them in a room naked together!!0
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Refused to join
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Brought all of her friends!0
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broke up with me so her bff could have me0
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because I saw the back of his head more than his face
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She cancelled the cable0
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Liked watching Cinemax after dark more than watching me 0
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She was on every other episode on skinemax0
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Caught him having phone sex at 3 in the morning.0
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It was freaking jake at State Farm! The crazy woman even talked to him!0
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Haha,I just saw that commercial when I posted this,how funny!0
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Haha,I just saw that commercial when I posted this,how funny!
See, I'm not always a jerk.
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Haha,I just saw that commercial when I posted this,how funny!
See, I'm not always a jerk.
Did I call you a jerk? I was totally screwing with you about calling me fat. I'm sorry,some people just don't get my sense of humor
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Haha,I just saw that commercial when I posted this,how funny!
See, I'm not always a jerk.
Did I call you a jerk? I was totally screwing with you about calling me fat. I'm sorry,some people just don't get my sense of humor
And I was screwing with you about screwing with me
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Her sense of humor was completely warped0
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because she took my Duracell batteries away! 0_o0
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i brought her the wrong type of batteries0
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he didn't want me to have the right batteries for my toy 0
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Her toy was the size of my forearm. It took 4 d batteries...0
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He got there before me, with the right batteries0
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He didn't like my dark and twisted sense of humor0
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