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We broke up because...
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She was jealous of my abs lmao0
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She had 6 eyes0
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He keyed my brand new BMW.0
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I liked her dark and twisted sense of humour too much.0
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He loved it when I picked up random chicks, just not the dudes...0
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cuddling wasnt very comfortable lol0
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The more the merrier I say0
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Because I only wanted to play with her toys.0
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made the dog sleep between us everyday...it was weird0
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Agreed!stayfit_ria wrote: »The more the merrier I say
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I forgot my toysstayfit_ria wrote: »Because I only wanted to play with her toys.
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Because he always forgot his toys... It was boring0
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She couldn't finish without the toys0
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He wanted to be the o my dog in my life.0
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stayfit_ria wrote: »He wanted to be the o my dog in my life.
Oops only dog* stupid autocorrect0 -
Because she had too much dogs in her life, she didn't even see me...0
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she envied dogs... : (0
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her dog tried to hump my leg every chance he got0
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he developed a bromance with my father.0
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She was too good0
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Don't fault him. He knows a good thing when he sees it.assthetikk wrote: »her dog tried to hump my leg every chance he got
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she wouldn't let me give her a massage!!0 -
stayfit_ria wrote: »
Don't fault him. He knows a good thing when he sees it.assthetikk wrote: »her dog tried to hump my leg every chance he got
Win!
She thought her leg was all I should get0 -
He didn't work hard enough to get past the leg.0
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He dated other women and thought I was blind...0
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Massage??? Did someone say massage. Where? When? Can I bring the oildetermined_ella wrote: »^
she wouldn't let me give her a massage!!
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I tried to share but she wasn't willing0
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he tried to corrupt me with his evil ways!0
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