We broke up because...
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I just wanted to touch her legs0
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I wanted her to touch something else and she said no0
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i just stood and watched the ladies chasing each other in only their heels0
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He only ever wanted to watch. I got tired of performing.0
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My dollar bills always disappeared from my wallet only when they were around0
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I caught up with her, but she was too tired to do anythingstayfit_ria wrote: »He only ever wanted to watch. I got tired of performing.0 -
She had a huge amt of $1 dollar bills so I investigated and found out about her secret job at the "Kitty Factory"!
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carried her ex's noods around in her phone0
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Sent his junk pics to random women0
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Sent his junk pics to random women
She sent MY junk pics to random women0 -
I found those pics and she refused to throw them out!0
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followed the burqa dress code and never showed her face0
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assthetikk wrote: »carried her ex's noods around in her phone
Is that weird??? Damn ok I will be spending the day deleting photos from my phone.
He looked at my exes nudes more than my own0 -
She didn't want to eat my cheesecake0
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She was a terrible cook!
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She lies she wouldn't share her cheesecake0
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She lied about her age,because I know damn well she can't be 50
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she ate my last chessecake slice0
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »She lied about her age,because I know damn well she can't be 50
Agreed @FabulousFantasticFifty but are a hot momma.0 -
They found out I was really 32! 0
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she wanted more! 0
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had done a nude scene as an extra on the show Californication0
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Broke up with his ex because of a nude scene. Must never see my stash.0
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I got bored0
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Drank the last beer0
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Thank You! You Guys are too sweet!Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »They found out I was really 32!
Now that,I would believe!
My Daughter turned 33 yesterday! 
Too sweet for this Bad Girl!!! ;p
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
Thank You! You Guys are too sweet!Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »They found out I was really 32!
Now that,I would believe! My Daughter turned 33 yesterday!
Too sweet for this Bad Girl!!! ;p
Holy hell woman!!! I want your genes.0 -
You loved your dog more, which I can't blame you for 0
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Damn the dog again. I see a recurring theme here. The mutt must go. At least gem my pic.0
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