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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Haha,I just saw that commercial when I posted this,how funny!
See, I'm not always a jerk.
Did I call you a jerk? I was totally screwing with you about calling me fat. I'm sorry,some people just don't get my sense of humor
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Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Oops_Myhaloslipped wrote: »Haha,I just saw that commercial when I posted this,how funny!
See, I'm not always a jerk.
Did I call you a jerk? I was totally screwing with you about calling me fat. I'm sorry,some people just don't get my sense of humor
And I was screwing with you about screwing with me
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Her sense of humor was completely warped0
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because she took my Duracell batteries away! 0_o0
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i brought her the wrong type of batteries0
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he didn't want me to have the right batteries for my toy
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Her toy was the size of my forearm. It took 4 d batteries...0
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He got there before me, with the right batteries0
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He didn't like my dark and twisted sense of humor0
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She was jealous of my abs lmao0
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She had 6 eyes0
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He keyed my brand new BMW.0
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I liked her dark and twisted sense of humour too much.0
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He loved it when I picked up random chicks, just not the dudes...0
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cuddling wasnt very comfortable lol0
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The more the merrier I say0
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Because I only wanted to play with her toys.0
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