We broke up because...
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She was to far to the right! And I was too liberal!0
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She liked to stay in the library0
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Didn't like my peg-leg0
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Couldn't handle the pirate talk either!0
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Thought I was a parrot0
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Taught my parrot bad words0
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had a parrot fetish0
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Didn't speak his parrot language0
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He thought Weenus was a bad word!0
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She called everyone weenus and then giggled like a school girl.0
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She kept leaving the seat up0
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He peed with the seat down!
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I had to explain shrinkage to her (and she couldn't stop laughing)0
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Made me ask permission just to pee0
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Could never aim right!0
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Made me shoot my gun over and over until I hit the bulls eye.0
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Would never help me aim, either0
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Was a Man Child!0
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AM NOT!!!0
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Mommy was mad at me and yelled too much!!
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He called me Mommy and I already had four children!0
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She had four children that weren't mine!0
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She had kids by several guys and a couple of ladies???0
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He was intimidated by my Lady Love!0
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She kept forgetting our fifth child0
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He had a baby with my ex wife!0
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Thought Polygamy was legal0
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Oh yeah!!! I forgot I always refer to him as my 5th child because of how he acts!0
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wouldn't nurse the fifth child (no matter how hard I,...er he, begged)0
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Liked mommy baby role play. Couldn't get in to it.0
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